The University of What It Is
Episode 55
Released 1 October 2014
Written by Joseph Fink
Jeffrey Cranor
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
Produced by Commonplace Books
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The Weather "Catfish" by Waxahatchee
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Let me be brief. Let us all be brief. Let us briefly be. Welcome to Night Vale.
— Cecil

"The University of What It Is" is the 55th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on 1 October 2014.

Synopsis Edit

A representative from the University of What It Is calls the station to find a missing colleague. Plus, an update on the cats, the Barista Cultural Faire, and corrections.

Plot Developments Edit

CarlosIs implied to have been a professor of science at the University of What It Is and been missing for decades.

Proverb Edit

Language will evolve irregardless of your attempt to literally lock it away in a secluded tower, obvs.