I trip the light fantastic, and then I offer to help it up. And when the light fantastic is halfway up, I let go, and it falls again. Me and the light fantastic do not get along at all.
— Cecil

The Registry of Middle School Crushes
Episode 71
Released 1 August 2015
Written by Joseph Fink
Jeffrey Cranor
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
Produced by Night Vale Presents
Soundtrack Disparition
The Weather “My Postcard” by Toys And Tiny Instruments
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Synopsis Edit

Plot Development Edit

Proverb Edit

I had a dream in which cow-sized pugs existed. I was on a train, and one loped along outside my window. I’m sorry your dreams aren’t as good.
— Cecil

Notes Edit

  • The voice of Cecil is Cecil Baldwin.
  • First appearance of the revised theme by Disparition.