"Did you know there's a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home? It's true. She's there now. She's always there, just out of your sight. Always just out of your sight."
The Faceless Old Woman secretly lives in your home. Who doesn't know about the Faceless Old Woman who lives in all of our homes? She was first mentioned in episode 14, The Man in the Tan Jacket, in the advertisement for gulping. Time is described as strange for her because she doesn't perceive it to exist in the same way as it does for other Night Vale residents.
She is featured in episode 26, Faceless Old Woman in which she reveals that she just wants your wifi password. In the same episode she also formally announces her candidacy for Mayor of Night Vale... also that she set your fridge on fire - it was upsetting her.
She returns in episode 31, A Blinking Light up on the Mountain to begin her election campaign against Hiram McDaniels. Her bid for mayor of Night Vale becoming one of the central plot arcs for the series.
The Faceless Old Woman is voiced by Mara Wilson.