| The policeman in that intersection is not directing traffic. He's coding an urgent message to all of us. Welcome to Night Vale. |
| — Cecil |
"The Candidate" is the 12th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on December 1, 2012.
Synopsis[]
The search for a dangerous fugitive finally comes to an end, but he's gaining some unexpected popularity. Plus, what to do about those noisy sunsets, City Council rejects "breath entitlements," and more issues with Santa Claus at the Night Vale Mall.
Plot Developments[]
- Dragon at Large/Mayoral Election of 2014: Hiram McDaniels is apprehended by the Sheriff's Secret Police, and announces his intentions to run for mayor of Night Vale.
- Weird Science: The sun has been shrieking as it sets, though the noise is only heard in Old Town.
Recurring Segments[]
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Proverb
| Does the carpet match the drapes? No. It doesn't. You're the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home. |
| — Proverb |