The Auction
Episode 37
Released 15 December 2013
Written by Joseph Fink
Jeffrey Cranor
Glen David Gold
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
Produced by Commonplace Books
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The Weather "Absentee" by Jack Campbell
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Velvet darkness. Silken light. The rough burlap of evening. The frayed cotton of daybreak. Welcome to Night Vale.

"The Auction" is the 37th episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on 15 December 2013.

Synopsis Edit

The Sheriff's Secret Police are holding their annual auction of seized property, and our favorite community radio host finds Lot 37 particularly interesting. Plus a new challenger for the mayoral title and some great advice for toddlers.

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Proverb Edit

Listen. I'm not a hero. The real heroes are the people that point out to us when protesters have smartphones, thus invalidating all concerns.

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