- "I’m proud to be the first Scout troop to achieve this rank. I’m also terrified to be the first Scout troop to achieve this rank. The two emotions are mixing inside my body and it’s confusing. It’s confusing."
Earl claimed he was nineteen year-old for a long time, until suddenly, he was a middle-aged adult with a job and family, and no memory how he got to that point.
Somehow, he survived the mute children, and as of Capital Campaign, he is the sous chef at Tourniquet.
Harlan was somber and self aware of his feelings, and conflicted between his terror and pride at the upcoming Eternal Scout ceremonies.
He has also struggled with becoming an adult and having a family, mostly due to the fact that he was literally nineteen years old for a long time and from there, suddenly became a middle-aged man. He is often confused by this new life and responsibilities, and he usually consults Cecil when he is invited to the show.
- Earl Harlan was Cecil Palmer's childhood best friend. They were in the scouts together and Earl taught Cecil a way to hook his phone up to the radio station while earning their 'Subversive Radio Show Host' badges. When Earl is taken by the scout children, Cecil says that he thinks often about the last moments he spent with him and the things that were said.
- In Homecoming, in a segment in which he came as a guest to the show, Earl presses Cecil for information when Cecil brings up a memory of their graduation party together, but Cecil refuses. Earl somberly tells Cecil he thinks they "have something".
- Earl has a wife, whose name is unknown to the listeners, and a son named Roger. As he simply woke up one day after being 19 year-old for years, and discovered he has a family. He does not know well his wife and son, and he tries to get closer to them. At the beginning he says he didn't even know his son's name.