If you love something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, it probably died of sadness because it thought you loved it.
— Cecil

Episode 70B
Released 15 June 2015
Written by Joseph Fink
Jeffrey Cranor
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
Produced by Commonplace Books
Soundtrack Disparition
The Weather "Align" by Aby Wolf
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"Review" is the second part of the 70th episode of Welcome to Night Vale, released on June 15th, 2015.

Synopsis Edit

  • A review of opening night at the new Old Night Vale Opera House.

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Proverb Edit

You say potato, I say potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Yes, this is very good. Let’s keep going. Potato. Potato. Potato.
— Cecil

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