|The sun has grown so very, very old. How long, cold, fading death? How long? Welcome to Night Vale.|
"PTA Meeting" is the fourth episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on 1 August 2012.
Last night's PTA meeting accidentally opens a rift in spacetime, and Night Vale faces the consequences. Plus, changes afoot at the Night Vale Daily Journal, controversy at Radon Canyon, and our annual high school football preview!
Plot Developments Edit
- Old Media Blues: The Night Vale Daily Journal will begin running ads on the front page, and has created a "Write Your Own News Story" program for interested citizens, as all staff writers have been laid off.
- High School Football: The Night Vale Scorpions are ready to take on Desert Bluffs in the upcoming season, especially junior quarterback Michael Sandero, who has received superpowers after being struck by a sentient lightning bolt.
- The part about sport was written by Jeffrey Cranor, who is the sports person in the writing duo.
- Throat spiders were also introduced by Jeffrey Cranor, who admitted that the idea sounded to him "like the single most horrifying thing ever". 
|What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don’t know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.|