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The '''PTA''' is one of the most influential groups in [[Night Vale]]. They seem to be involved in both [[Night Vale School System#Elementary School|Night Vale Elementary]] and [[Night Vale School System#High School|Night Vale High School]]. PTA meetings are, of course, fraught with peril.
 
The '''PTA''' is one of the most influential groups in [[Night Vale]]. They seem to be involved in both [[Night Vale School System#Elementary School|Night Vale Elementary]] and [[Night Vale School System#High School|Night Vale High School]]. PTA meetings are, of course, fraught with peril.
   
[[Steve Carlsberg]] is a notable PTA member.<ref name="ep8">Episode 8 ''[[The Lights in Radon Canyon]]''</ref> Presumably, he joined on behalf of his stepdaughter [[Janice]].<ref name="ep44">Episode 44 ''[[Cookies]]''</ref> According to [[Cecil]], Steve comes to meetings with unacceptably dry scones and takes grammatically disastrous minutes on his shifts as meeting secretary.<ref name="ep8"/>
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[[Steve Carlsberg]] is a notable PTA member.<ref name="ep8">Episode 8 ''[[The Lights in Radon Canyon]]''</ref> Presumably, he joined on behalf of his stepdaughter [[Janice]].<ref name="ep44">Episode 44 ''[[Cookies]]''</ref> According to [[Cecil]], Steve comes to meetings with unacceptably dry scones and takes grammatically disastrous minutes on his shifts as meeting secretary.<ref name="ep8" /> Steve, however, counterpoints that his scones are actually the first item to be fully consumed at the meetings, where as Cecil's store bought hummus and wheat-free pita chips are barely touched.<ref>[[The September Monologues]]</ref>
   
 
==Notable events==
 
==Notable events==

Revision as of 14:09, 2 September 2014

The PTA is one of the most influential groups in Night Vale. They seem to be involved in both Night Vale Elementary and Night Vale High School. PTA meetings are, of course, fraught with peril.

Steve Carlsberg is a notable PTA member.[1] Presumably, he joined on behalf of his stepdaughter Janice.[2] According to Cecil, Steve comes to meetings with unacceptably dry scones and takes grammatically disastrous minutes on his shifts as meeting secretary.[1] Steve, however, counterpoints that his scones are actually the first item to be fully consumed at the meetings, where as Cecil's store bought hummus and wheat-free pita chips are barely touched.[3]

Notable events

  • The PTA once announced a bake sale to support Citizens for a Blood Space War.[4]
  • During one meeting, a rift in space time opened in the Main Street Recreation Center auditorium. This set loose numerous confused and aggressive pterodactyls, and the auditorium faced close to $750,000 worth of damage. Afterward, the PTA announced that they would be holding a memorial service for the thirty-eight parents and teachers lost in the vicious attack, as well as a raffle. The meeting was rescheduled. The topics under discussion included lunchroom price hikes, swing set repairs on the elementary school playground, and whether backpacks are causing autism.[5]
  • The Night Vale High School's school board conceded to the PTA's complaints that the soda machines all over the school were bad for the students due to the drinks' high corn syrup content. However, the machines bring in much-needed revenue to the school, so the PTA and school board agreed to a compromise: the board would booby-trap the machines, raise drink prices, and remove all water fountains.[6]
  • During the mayoral debate, a PTA representative asks the candidates what they will do about the centipedes crawling out of teachers' orifices in schools.[7]

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