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+ | The '''lottery''' is an quarterly event in [[Night Vale]]. All citizens must enter, and the lottery drawing is held at [[City Hall]]. If you draw a blank white paper, nothing happens. If, however, you draw a purple piece of paper, you are ceremoniously disemboweled and eaten by wolves in the [[Night Vale Petting Zoo|Night Vale Petting Zoo and Makeshift Carnival]].<ref name="ep8">[[The Lights in Radon Canyon]]</ref> |
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Identify: Learn to sense colours. "Purple has a grittier emotional aura than white." |
Identify: Learn to sense colours. "Purple has a grittier emotional aura than white." |
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Imitate: Pretend you drew a white piece, even if you drew a purple piece. You may have to go through painful colour reeducation at City Hall, but you aren't eaten by a wolf. |
Imitate: Pretend you drew a white piece, even if you drew a purple piece. You may have to go through painful colour reeducation at City Hall, but you aren't eaten by a wolf. |
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Revision as of 02:55, 23 July 2014
The lottery is an quarterly event in Night Vale. All citizens must enter, and the lottery drawing is held at City Hall. If you draw a blank white paper, nothing happens. If, however, you draw a purple piece of paper, you are ceremoniously disemboweled and eaten by wolves in the Night Vale Petting Zoo and Makeshift Carnival.[1]
Tips on winning the lottery[1]
Identify: Learn to sense colours. "Purple has a grittier emotional aura than white."
Ignite: Set fire to your home. Wolves cannot detect the presence of arsonists, rendering you safe from harm if you draw a purple paper.
Imitate: Pretend you drew a white piece, even if you drew a purple piece. You may have to go through painful colour reeducation at City Hall, but you aren't eaten by a wolf.