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Lauren Mallard is a member of StrexCorp's management who has been Night Vale Community Radio's program director since late January 2014[1], a StrexCorp executive since the beginning of April 2014[2] and the vice-president of StrexCorp and owner community supporter of Night Vale and Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area since mid June 2014[3]. She was appointed to her position by StrexCorp, and StrexCorp's interests are her primary concern. She has appeared on Welcome to Night Vale alongside host Cecil Palmer on several occasions, and, although she always speaks pleasantly, presents herself as friendly and easy-going, and never overtly speaks ill of anyone, she is unable to disguise her thinly veiled, roiling hatred for anyone who stands in opposition to StrexCorp's interests.

Enemies Edit

Lauren has made appearances on the air three times so far, during her first two appearances, she not-so-subtly asked Cecil about enemies of StrexCorp; notably, she asked Cecil, "What's [his/her] name again?" in both instances.[1][2] On February 1, 2014, she was inquiring after Carlos the scientist, who had just forced StrexCorp to recall their line of transdimensional oranges after they began causing consumers to spontaneously cease to exist forever. On April 1, 2014, she was inquiring after Cecil's niece Janice, a likely ally of StrexCorp's most tenacious and resourceful enemy, Tamika Flynn.

Lauren Mallard's relationship with Cecil is also strained. Although she only speaks effusive praise for Cecil in her appearances on the air, on March 15, 2014, she gave him a StrexPet, a deceptively cute, ferocious bio-machine that brutally attacked Cecil and gravely wounded the station pet, Khoshekh, before finally being deactivated by Night Vale Animal Control.[4] Given Lauren's tendency to publicly praise her enemies while presumably plotting against them in private, it is likely that the StrexPet was a thinly veiled attempt to assassinate Cecil for his implicit support of Tamika Flynn's anti-StrexCorp rebellion.

Cecil is not oblivious to Lauren's antagonistic inquiries, and purposely avoided naming his niece upon her asking (Lauren remembered on her own accord).

The Complete StrexCorp Takeover Edit

In May 1, 2014 following Cecil and Tamika's failed rebellion, she and Kevin confronted Cecil[5] and apparently did away with him, for they ended up hosting the May 15, 2014 broadcast, claiming that they had always hosted the show. She also mentioned that they had arrested a group of scientists, but were unable to find Carlos.[6]

On June 1, 2014, Lauren and Kevin were still reporting on the Company Picnic when Cecil reentered the studio through an old Oak Door, scaring them away.[7] They ultimately found a secret location to hijack the Night Vale broadcast, and did so during the June 15 broadcast.[3] However, their attempt at quelling the rebellion was reverted by Tamika Flynn, who, along with her army, scared Lauren into running back home to Desert Bluffs.[8]

Behind the scenes Edit

Lauren

Lauren Sharpe, the voice of Lauren Mallard

Lauren Mallard is voiced by New York-based theatre performance artist Lauren Sharpe.

References Edit

  1. 1.0 1.1 40 - The Deft Bowman at [1]
  2. 2.0 2.1 44 - Cookies at [2]
  3. 3.0 3.1 49A - Old Oak Doors Part A at [3]
  4. 43 - Visitor at [4]
  5. 46 - Parade Day at [5]
  6. 47 - Company Picnic at [6]
  7. 48 - Renovations at [7]
  8. 49B - Old Oak Doors Part B at [8]

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