|Dare to dream. Do it. We dare you. Go ahead, dream. It’ll be fine. We promise.|
|Released||February 15, 2015|
|Written by|| Joseph Fink|
|Narrated by||Cecil Baldwin|
|Produced by||Commonplace Books|
|The Weather||"Anarchy Date" by Queer Rocket|
|BRINY DEPTHS||There Is No Part 1: Part 2|
"Hatchets"is the 62nd episode of Welcome to Night Vale, released on February 15th, 2015.
- Night Vale Daily Journal editor Leann Hart announces changes at the newspaper, while continuing a successful execution of her most controversial business plan. Plus, a station editorial, a look at local traffic, and a parade for a local sports hero.
|Ask your doctor, just who he thinks he is. Say it just like that. Say, "Who do you think you are?" See if he starts crying. I know I would.|
- In journalism, the term "Hatchet Job" refers to a malicious critique or verbal attack in print - a term Leann Hart appears to take far too seriously, to the point of causing grievous bodily harm and loss of life to those whom she critiques.