| I trip the light fantastic, and then I offer to help it up. And when the light fantastic is halfway up, I let go, and it falls again. Me and the light fantastic do not get along at all. |
| — Cecil |
"The Registry of Middle School Crushes" is the 71st episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on August 1, 2015.
Synopsis[]
A heist is planned. Plus the answer to last week's quiz and news about The Trial of the Century.
Plot Development[]
- Trial of the Century: Hiram McDaniels' trial is announced.
Recurring Segments[]
Proverb
| I had a dream in which cow-sized pugs existed. I was on a train, and one loped along outside my window. I’m sorry your dreams aren’t as good. |
| — Proverb |
Notes[]
- First appearance of the revised theme by Disparition.