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Episode 31.5
Released 25 September 2013
Written by Joseph Fink
Jeffrey Cranor
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

Mara Wilson

Produced by Commonplace Books
Soundtrack Disparition
The Weather "Double Feature" by Satellite High (25 September 2013)
"Remember Us" by Gabriel Royal (18 December 2013)
Episode guide
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fan recording of early performance
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Transcript See here
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At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth.

"Condos" is a specially written episode, performed at several of the live shows. It was first performed on 25 September 2013. A recording of a performance at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York on December 18, 2013 can be bought from the official Night Vale BandCamp page starting 14 February 2014.


Condos have come to Night Vale, and everyone in town is coming to get one of these perfect new homes, including a certain scientist. Plus, a new wing at the Museum of Forbidden Technologies, visits from the mayoral candidates, and a very specific look at traffic.

 Plot DevelopmentsEdit


Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these? (25 September 2013)

All tattoos are temporary tattoos. (18 December 2013)


  • Cecil Palmer - Cecil Baldwin
  • Intern Andrew - Andrew WK
  • Deb - Meg Bashwiner
  • Tamika Flynn - Symphony Sanders
  • Michelle Nguyen - Kate Jones
  • Steve Carlsberg - Hal Lublin
  • Carlos - Dylan Marron
  • Faceless Old Woman - Mara Wilson

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