We make money the old fashioned way. We chemically convert lead into gold. Welcome to Night Vale.
— Cecil

"Ash Beach" is the 103rd episode of Welcome to Night Vale. It was released on 1 March 2017.

Synopsis Edit

The reopening of Night Vale's own Ash Beach. Plus, Dark Owl Records holds an album release party, a gun show, Hadassah McDaniels speaks with distant royalty, and Old Woman Josie's condition gets worse.

Plot Developments Edit

Proverb Edit

If you're not wearing a denim vest, then this conversation is over.
— Cecil