The abandoned mine shaft outside of town has been used for many years for kidnappings and illegal detentions. Features include:
- King-sized beds
- Free wi-fi
- HBO on demand
- Torture cubicles
If a Night Vale citizen votes incorrectly in the City Council elections, their loved ones will be detained by the Sheriff's Secret Police. It is revealed in The Lights in Radon Canyon that though new amenities have been added to the cells, things have not improved for the prisoners. One prisoner will be randomly executed once a day until all votes are corrected.